It’s a good week to be a Team Fortress 2 player; Valve’s upcoming Pyromania update is set to deliver not only plenty of content for everyone’s unintelligible flamethrower-wielder, but the final Meet the Class video – which we’ve been waiting a full year for since June 2011′s Meet the Medic – will see release this Wednesday. Is the Pyro a woman? An undercover Combine? Several squirrels stuffed into a suit? Hopefully the digital video will finally give us an answer.
The update’s new map, Doomsday, will revolve around teams competing to deliver a suitcase of “Australium” rocket fuel to an American space monkey standing by at a prominent launchpad for takeoff. According to Valve the path to victory will include a “preposterously slow-moving elevator” that sounds designed to induce nail-biting and ragequitting. A full list of achievements for the new game mode is available on the official TF2 site.
…were you hoping for something about hats? Nope, nothing here. Good luck though.